Cadaver dick

A dead man's dick .

She's such a whore she would ride a cadaver dick!

by Hoddie June 18, 2017

cadaver cunt

A vagina so bad in shape it practically smells foul like cadaver meat.

Derp: Dude I banged that chick last night and my dick still stinks foul from her cadaver cunt.

by General Talal July 24, 2012

waking the cadaver

BRUTAL ASS DEATHCORE! NIGGER!

brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?

Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.

brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?

by mattzula January 13, 2009

Homo-Cadaver

A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.

He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.

by Tard November 5, 2004

Fortune cookie cadaver

The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.

Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!

by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010

cadaver car

another name for a hearse

when my grandma died, they carried her casket in a cadaver car .

by papablees January 31, 2018

Cadaver

If you're name is Cadaver...You are hot. You are a bit of a control freak with literally everything. You get anxious a lot, but you still have confidence that inspires and radiates hotness. You are very loyal, and you are that silent mysterious type with trauma that is somehow sexually arousing to literally everyone. Last but not least.... You have big boobies. Whether you are a man, women, or something else. You have big boobs, there are no exceptions

"wow I never realized how big Cadaver's boobs are."

by Mr.Mcbuttface June 2, 2023