11 definitions by Tard

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'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.
Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!
by Tard July 29, 2003
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A transliteration of Har-Megiddo, "the hill or city of Megiddo." Refers to the valley of Megiddo, now known as the Valley of Jezreel or simply Ha 'Emeq "The Valley" - the plain in Israel on the border of Palestine where the ancient fortifided city of Megiddo once existed.

Being a very strategic landscape, it has been the site of countless battles, and in the Biblical book of Revelation is where a great final battle takes place.
"And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon." Revelation 16:16
by Tard May 14, 2003
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A person of an indetermanent background, usually Native American, who is often mistaken for many other ethnicities. Most often, Puerto Rican, Pakastani or Lebanese.
That person taking a picture outside of the bank is ethnic indeterminant. He may be a terrorist. I best call the police.
by Tard November 02, 2004
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If anal sex were a sport, Jeff would be in the Olympics for it.
Noone can ass-dive like technol can. He plain 0wnt you foo!
by Tard January 27, 2004
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A person who is thought or known to be gay or into squinging
that dude aint no dude hes a squinger
by tard April 15, 2003
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a fit bird or one who would make you growl upon seeing her
Grrrrrrrr check the bubba's on that one, she's a right growler
by tard April 15, 2003
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A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.
He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.
by Tard November 05, 2004
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