cadaver

The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.

Look, a cadaver.

by i'mnotcertain December 16, 2010

cadaver

Someone who is dead and will probably be dissected for whatever reason, probably because it's fun.

We took the cadaver and dissected it for fun.

by Peterguy May 19, 2006

cadaver

a dead corpse that someone digs up to sexually abuse

ex 1: i wonder how many cadavers daniel uses in a week...

ex 2: dang, daniel really used that cadaver...

by THATKID September 20, 2012

Cadaver

Bucket of forks

I threw the cadaver at her

by Sir Lemons IV February 12, 2018

Cadaver

An offensive name to describe an old person

The cadaver is walking too slow and taking too long.

by Slider135 October 14, 2021

Cadaver

If you're name is Cadaver...You are hot. You are a bit of a control freak with literally everything. You get anxious a lot, but you still have confidence that inspires and radiates hotness. You are very loyal, and you are that silent mysterious type with trauma that is somehow sexually arousing to literally everyone. Last but not least.... You have big boobies. Whether you are a man, women, or something else. You have big boobs, there are no exceptions

"wow I never realized how big Cadaver's boobs are."

by Mr.Mcbuttface June 2, 2023

Cadaver

Someone who is oblious to their surroundings, acting either like they are dead inside, a robot or just completely in another world. It could be a cause of the way they act, dress, speak or think.

"Bro, did you see John today?"
"Yeah bro, he's such a cadaver"

by JD Vance November 22, 2024