shadow broker

The shadow broker is an information trader, a walking encyclopedia of every living person and anything you could want to know about them... plus everything you really didn't need to know. Like a giant sponge they soak up information constantly and have often been heard regurgitating unfiltered descriptions at the drop of a name, which can include anything from the last event in which that person was seen and everyone else in attendance.... To the name of their dog, mother and the type of car they drive. If the shadow broker hasnt heard of someone... They pretty much don't exist.

I knew my boyfriend was acting weird so I asked the shadow broker and found out about his secret tranny addiction!

by Dopamine July 18, 2016

Joker broker

A joker broker is a wannabe player in the entertainment industry who pretends to have contacts and clout which are purely in his imagination, either to try and get girls, or respect that is not yet earned. He's usually loud and arrogant and throws his weight around as if he were a major Studio exec yet he is nothing and nobody and he will waste everyone's time.

Oh no please tell me you haven't been talking to Harrison he calls me 5 times a day. That guy's the biggest Joker broker

. . stay away.

by cyberwatch September 23, 2018

BrokeRich

A kid whose parents are pretty loaded, and yet the are brokest person you know. BrokeRich kids don't recieve an allowance; have to hustle and scrape up lunch money just like everybody else. In fact, you would think they were just like you, until they get picked up from school in a Benz. Generally pretty nice kids.

Girl A: Damn, I got lucky, I found a dollar in my backpack. I can pay for lunch now.
Girl B: Aren't you rich as fuck? Why are you scraping up change for lunch money?
Girl A: Yeah, but girl my parents have all the money, I'm just BrokeRich.

by BrokeRich March 20, 2009

Broker

stock salesman or dealer in stocks ( market makers )

(1) broker is what you get when you have a broker!
(2) broker your are the less your broker will talk to you!

ps check dog face hoover 1928

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

broker

someone who's more than broke.

I'm broker than you, so don't try asking money from me

by eyestrain December 1, 2010

Turd Broker

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.

Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.

by JG WORLD January 18, 2008

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019