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Brokerface 

When a bro puts on a front for his other bros, so that they cannot discern his actual intentions or feelings.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my brokerface.

I didn't want Graham to know I was hooking up with his girl, so I got my brokerface on.
Brokerface by dukebag August 21, 2010
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boogerface

1.)one with a snot covered face.
2.)another word for shithead or any other insulting term.
jesse cheated on his llama....he is such a boogerface!
boogerface by SuzannexOwnsxYou March 29, 2007

brokeface 

The face you get when you break your computer/notebook/phone/tablet display.

Breaking the display of your favorite device can result in anguish, anxiety, fear, and rage. This, in turn, can lead to brokeface.

A condition discovered by Dr Unverlicht.
1. Slamming shut the notebook may cause brokeface.

2. Sarah dropped her phone. Now she has brokeface.
brokeface by gadgetgrrl December 3, 2013

boogerface

1. when you blow your nose and have snot stuck to your fucking face. you cry 'Bitches im on fire get the squirre pee!!!'

3. when you figure out this should be a 2
when you go to the number two for 6 hours straight like you yes im talking about you chubby toes
ah shitface im such a boogerface i forgot my daily dose of cum
boogerface by wowyougotbigboobs November 6, 2020

Bonerface 

The nickname handed to Jimmy Canning by Shaun Garret in reference to the latters set of comics written from 2005-2007 and published on the internet.

The name refers to a person with a very thin form, but a very noticeable nose implying a boner on their face.
"Oi! Bonerface, get over here now!"

"O!"
Bonerface by CallumWid October 10, 2009

boogerface

A female fellow employee who is entirely way to grumpy all the time. She squints her face to resemble a mashed up booger.
Lexis made a boogerface after being entirely way to upset that she ran out of pickels.
boogerface by boogie face July 1, 2011

Beekerfaced 

to be stoned, or high on marijuana. Derives from the character from the Muppets, Professor Beeker, with no eyes, because your eyes get low or squinted when high.
dude, those pot brownies got me straight beekerfaced!
Beekerfaced by dawgin it December 9, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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