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pussy broker

a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.
"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"

"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
pussy broker by nunzio19 July 22, 2009

Burkerig 

To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.
The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.
Burkerig by Appleman69 April 19, 2010
Brokers Reserve is an American Blended Whiskey that is 40% alc/vol. It cost between 6 and 7 dollars for a 5th. People generally buy it when they are broke or are cheap. People call it broke-ass for short.
Dude #1 "Ahh..Man your drinking broke-ass brokers?"
Dude #2 "Yeah I only had 7 dollars in my bank account."
Brokers by Brynden May 16, 2006

love broker

a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
I contacted the local love broker to get my nuts off today
love broker by F.L. Broker June 25, 2017
1: one who acts as a middle-man in large quantity drug deals (specifically marijuana)
a : a person with lots of connections both socially and business-related, who is trusted by both the buyer and the seller to facilitate the actual transfer of product and payment for a small fee.
b : a person who negotiates the terms of a drug deal and guarantees a safe and smooth transaction

2: Weed Broker
3: one who sells or distributes marijuana
Is Dan still a broker? Because I got a buyer who just flew in from New York and he needs somebody with good connections.
Broker by Leahzlatest July 24, 2017
Someone who invests your money until it's all gone ...
My aunt inherited some green, but her gutter-dwellin' broker used it all up for Bimmer payments ...
broker by Area Fifty One September 4, 2008