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Rob ole Buddy 

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.
Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"
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Snake your buddy 

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.
Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!
Snake your buddy by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020
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Chunky buddy

Its a term of calling someone or something big in a funny way
This guys booty looks like a chunky buddy
Chunky buddy by Lance Aaron July 19, 2021

tug buddy 

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory
Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.

Gig Buddy 

People who are friends/meet up for the sole reason of going to events, concerts, festivals, or gigs, often due to real friends (or lack of real friends) not sharing the same taste in music or said events, concerts, festivals, or gigs.

Often, people looking for "gig buddies" conjugate online, in places such as Last FM, to find others who share similar musical tastes, and as such are willing to go to events together, despite being complete strangers.
I wish I had gotten a Gig Buddy instead of missing that last concert
Gig Buddy by EricAvaith May 28, 2010

good-time buddy 

One or more associates or confidants that an individual has to pass the dreary time away in the work environment or more obvious social occasions.

The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.

Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".
MFQ: "Do you see those 2 cocksuckers? They walk around the building laughing!"
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."
good-time buddy by poja August 2, 2004

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.
Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."
Buddy Wayne Name by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019