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brainwashed by may May 29, 2004
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"Damn! someone's brownware just stank up the building!"
"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"
"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"
Also:
Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop
"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"
"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"
Also:
Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop
brownware by bear shaver October 29, 2006
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browncasting
texting, tweeting, blogging, emailing, gaming or other online pursuits from a wireless device while on the toilet. particularly heinous if one skypes while taking a dump.
JD is a pig. He was browncasting WOW from a turnpike rest stop because he had the runs and decided to take a poo break.
browncasting by buttpirat November 14, 2011
brownward dog
When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.
brownward dog by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014
Browncastle
Verb. To shove a White Castle slider directly up your ass, in the hope it will feel better on the way out.
Roommate: “Dude, that White Castle from last night totally hurt coming out this morning. Why aren’t you hung over?”
Me: “I totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.”
Me: “I totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.”
Browncastle by Hoo Lee Gan September 22, 2019
brownass
brownass by lakakakaka October 29, 2022
beta male brainwashing
n.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
beta male brainwashing by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021