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big ol' brown ass titties 

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings
Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

bite my crunchy brown ass 

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

theo bronwasser 

One badass son of a bitch. He gets all the ladies he wants with just a look. Theo means god in Greek, so he has unlimited powers.
Female A: Oh my gosh here comes Theo Bronwasser. Does my hair look okay?
Female B: Yeah yeah looks fine. Whatever you do, don't fart.
theo bronwasser by Best of the best December 17, 2013

Browness 

The distinct body odor of a person with usually an Iranian or Arabic background. The origin of the pungent smell is easily identified in a crowded place, yet the causes for the smell is not yet known to man.
Wow, I can smell his browness all the way across the room.

A:I hate taking public transportation. Especially the smell in the mornings, it just kills me.
B:I know, bad breath and coffee, mixed with the occasional browness.
Browness by GLIP July 29, 2012

Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap
Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......