Bronk Watts

Bronk Watts

Bronk Watts

by Bromnk October 30, 2020

Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

bronk clonkston

when youre so fucked up its bad

yo im bronk clonkston rn

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

soul-bronk

to take it to your opponent or someone whos hatin' on you.

Yo! You just got soul bronked

by Duane Goehring September 11, 2005

Bronks

In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.

Bronks is king, Bronks son of the Omnissiah, The leader of Machine, Lord Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020

Bronk

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.

Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.

I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.

by Tonk Power May 14, 2021

Bronks

Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.

Bronks the Mighty

Bronks the Great

My homie bronks right?

Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.

Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020