Burtology 

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

Burtology by Burtology June 1, 2010

bathology

The artform of pouring mildly chilled sparkling water on oneself or others whilst submerged in a piping hot bath

The bathologists left the bar together to go back to Sam's place for a bathterparty where they would have some more drinks and indulge in bathology

bathology by trousers7 March 18, 2015

Breeology 

The study of bree. Used to educate those new to the grindcore/deathmetal scene.

Expert: And what do we call an inhale, made to sound like dying animals?

n00b: Cow screetch?

Expert: WRONG bitch it's a pigsqueal! Study up on your breeology!

Breeology by KrysCarnage September 26, 2008

Fratology

The study of all things fratty. This would include, but not limited to, insight into fratty music,fratty wardrobe, game day preperations, formals, frat water, hazing, golf, hating GDI's, and all other things fratty. The field of Fratology is explored and extensively researched by frat daddies across the country hoping to combat douchebaggery throughout the world and continue to exude increasingly higher levels of fratmosphere. The study of fratalogy does not end when one fraternity member graduates from his respectable institution as true frat daddies continue researching fratology all of their lives.

Based off of the Holister T-Shirts, the spiky hair with the frosted tips, the Linkin Park Jaming from the stereo, and the Shmirnoff Ices being consumed, it was obvious that no one in the room practiced or studied fratology.

Fratology by Fratty McFratstein May 22, 2008

Breadology

The study of getting this Bread

Jimmy is getting his masters degree in Breadology, his IQ must be over 150

Breadology by FamusJamus October 15, 2018

bearology 

describing the psychological practice of studying bears within their natural habitat. (Bear) the term to describe the subgroup in homosexual culture identified as a heavy set physical appearance; body hair and facial hair. The natural habitat of the bears is:
Pubs, clubs, eating establishments.
For true enthusiasts night vision cameras are employed to observe said bears in darker environments e.g. dark rooms, saunas and badly lit cruising areas.

That Greg has been studying those guys for ages, I'm sure he is studying bearology

bearology by wxbearx July 5, 2010

Breastology 

When one knows breasts to a great extent.

"I told you bro, I know me some tits. Got a PH.D in Breastology!"

Breastology by Witty Jack January 5, 2008