the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Braden drink

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.

I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.

by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

brace yourself

Preparing to hear something emotionally bad, or preparing for an impact (for an example: car going to crash)

*car about to crash*
Driver: Brace yourselves boys!

or

Girl 1: Brace yourself, because you're not going to like what I'm about to say.

by urbandictionarer March 29, 2017

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

Braeden Lemasters

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.

Braeden Lemasters is a God

by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.

Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces

by Club489 November 13, 2011

boots and braces

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
oi! music

when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.

by awff February 10, 2009