getting Branson’ed 

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

getting Branson’ed by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018

Pulling a Branson 

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it

Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6

Pulling a Branson by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020

The Dirty Branson 

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.

1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?

The Dirty Branson by RPotter December 15, 2006

Branson 

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs

Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson

Branson by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019

branson 

a series of clones that all wear glasses

hey you have glasses, you're a Branson

branson by beanworm March 5, 2020

brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Braising 

Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.

Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.

Braising by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015