Blizztard

A derogatory term used to describe the worst gaming company in the world - Blizztard Entertainment

Andrew: Hey John why arent u on WoW today we need ur gnome warrior
John: I cant i got perma banned by blizztard :(
Andrew: U got banned wtf????
John: Ye i said girl gamers are bad at healing on trade chat :'''(((

by jjjamees July 2, 2016

blondtardo

a blondie so dumb she reminds of a retarded person

a blondtardo was asked what to do if four cars arrive exactly at the same time at an intersection with four stop signs. she said 'one driver steps out of the car and directs the traffic'

by raspberrydressing747 April 25, 2011

Blainetard

Being even more of a retard than actual retarded people.

"Wow, george didnt use the right number of sig figs what a Blainetard "

by Trashman1902 November 13, 2018

Bandtard

/noun/

A person who is so absorbed in band (middle school band, high school band, drum corps, brass ensemble, etc.) that they spend more than 10 hours playing their instrument a week.

They are often in the honors group or play first part a lot. They also stress about not having enough time for other aspects of life when it is actually their fault for being so involved in the activity.

Person 1: Dude wtf, it is literally mid-terms week and there are rehearsals every morning for this concert, couldn't they have moved it back a week?

Person 2: Do you have to do it?

Person 1: Well technically, its optional bu-

Person 2: Shut up, bandtard

by Bruhseh Onjah December 13, 2019

Blistard

An idiot who goes outside during a violent fucking blizzard risking life and limb

"Uncle john is the biggest blistard, someone get him help"

by Glendales.favourite.elf December 29, 2020

Blizztarded

Result of a massive snow storm commonly occurring in Canada during winter time. The word is a combination of Blizzard and Retarded.

"Did you see all the snow we are getting!? this is Blizztarded!"

by Bento-Box December 14, 2009

blindfarted

Verb of doing a Blind Fart or Blindfart.

Man you seriously blindfarted back there awwww.

by victoriabrands December 10, 2012