bergerhofer

A fat man who wears tight shirts, and likes children a little to much.

I saw a Bergerhofer the other day, he made me feel uncomfortable.

by Johnny flendint June 17, 2020

drew berger

1. a phrase that means "give me the good stuff". 2. deadly canadian storm also known as a mega tsunami.

1"hey, could you "drew berger?" 2. today toronto suffered a dealy drew berger.

by lorne calvert June 18, 2006

bergered

1. to intentionally do harm to another in a way that results in a buzz kill.

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems extremely difficult or impossible to solve.

3. incompetence resulting in an incomplete or poorly completed task.

4. doomed or destined for failure.

5. to literally take it from behind.

1. "That cop totally bergered us."

2. "Dude, we are so bergered right now!"

3. "Mike bergered that TPS report."

4. "The Iraqis are completely bergered."

5. "Tim has severe pain from getting bergered so hard last night."

by the original iceberg June 22, 2008

berger

a word that you can add to any friends name when they are being selfish

jonnyberger took the last 2 beers into his room
billberger ate all the hot wings
andyberger drank the last 2 shots
jennyberger is such a bitch

by jonesberger February 19, 2019

sean berger

a little fetus, who is very pathetic. exposes others. had a microscopic peen (1 inches). acts like a child and had temper tantrums. also has dirt on a kid and forces him to give him stuff (like an i phonr)

patrick:“hey you know that sean berger kid”
fred:“oh yeah the one that looks like a 7 year old “
adam:“ew ive seen his asshole”
cole: “he cries over girls when he has friends over”

by harrionbergeron November 26, 2018

Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.

Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"

by Camden Maine May 16, 2010

Beergramming

The act of programming whilst consuming a variety of alcohol from the beer family including but not limited to: ales, lagers and porters.

One of the best things about freelance work is that I often find myself beergramming.

by lucksterluke August 27, 2013