Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.
The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.
by Eric Overstreet October 12, 2003
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Beef Curtains

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'
by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 06, 2017
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Beef Curtains

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.
See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.
by Leo. October 21, 2003
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beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 08, 2010
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Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.
After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.
by Oliver Clozeoff June 03, 2007
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beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef
"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."
by mangos112 January 24, 2020
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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