beef curtains 

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

beef curtains by Jumpingrat December 9, 2008

beef curtains 

1)Pussy lips

See Also : Dick Huggers, Meat Curtains, Dick Blockers

"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"

beef curtains by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 9, 2003

Beef Curtains 

Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.

1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"

Beef Curtains by alf182 December 23, 2008

beef curtains 

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

beef curtains by muffmeister April 16, 2015

beef Curtains 

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

beef Curtains by David Keenan June 19, 2007

beef curtains 

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

beef curtains by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

Beef Curtains 

Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

Beef Curtains by Raj` October 14, 2008