The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.
by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008
Get the Beachmaster mug.A hormone released when you are very angry and about to blow. This hormone helps release your inner beast, stimulating your anger and making you (temporarily) feel better.
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Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.
Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
by otm_mas October 12, 2011
Get the beast master of disaster mug.1. The Supreme Master of Beans.
2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!
"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
Get the Beanmaster mug.When you and your boys try to fuck the biggest, ugliest girl at the party or venue. Whoever decides to take down the beast earns the critically acclaimed beast master belt. It is similar to the UFC OR WWF belt in appearance but relates to heavyweights in the nature of plumpers.
All of us wanted to fuck but there was one fat girl that needed to be taken care of. Cody Smith decided to take one for the team and slayed the beast that night. He earned the beast master belt and is currently the belt holder and plump dumpster champion.
by The Train and Cody Smith December 30, 2009
Get the Beast master belt mug.1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.
2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'
3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.
2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'
3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.
1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'
2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'
3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'
2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'
3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'
by The Lion King January 29, 2005
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