Bob

The Titan of the west from the Percy Jackson series, Iapetus fought Percy, but then lost all of his memories after he fell into the River Lythe(The river of memory). When he came out, he was so innocent that Percy couldn't kill him. Percy told him that his name was Bob, that they were friends, and took him to work in the palace of Hades(God of the Underworld). Bob later appeared when Percy and his girlfriend Annabeth were wandering the eternal pit of damnation, Tartarus. He helped them, and his memories soon came back to him. It was because of him that they made it through Tartarus and out the Doors of Death. He closed them after all. He is still the only good Titan that they know.

When Zoe Nightshade died she became the stars. Zoe is the daughter of Atlas. Atlas is the son of Iapetus. Iapetus A.K.A. Bob. That makes Zoe the granddaughter of Iapetus. As Iapetus was closing the Doors of Death, his last words were, "Tell the stars I say hello."

by AlldaladiesluvLeoHoO December 1, 2019

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Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.

I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

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The most awe inspiring name in existance. Think of any historical feat in existance and he's done it. The first name that pops into your head, for obvious reasons. All hail he who is known as Bob.

Me: "Hey Bob! You rock!"

Bob: "I know, I know"

by Sir Bob March 27, 2008

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