While titty fucking a girl, a guy takes a moist shit in a full ashtray positioned behind him. He quickly surprises her by spreading the gray-brown mixture all over her face, making her look like the grayish brown wild asian bearcat. If you're lucky, she'll have a few cigarette butts mixed in that can be positioned under her nose like whiskers to complete the effect.
First circulated in the Clifton area of Cincinnati, home to the University of Cincinnati, whose school mascot happens to be the Bearcat.
First circulated in the Clifton area of Cincinnati, home to the University of Cincinnati, whose school mascot happens to be the Bearcat.
I'm glad you guys always smoke in Shannon's room! Those full ashtrays came in handy last night when I "surprised" her with a Cincinnati bearcat...The way she screamed, she had to love it!
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The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
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