Barcat 

People you regularly see but never talk to at the local bar that you frequent.

All of the usual barcats were at Moe's last night.

Barcat by mpineda123 August 14, 2009

Barbatos 

Practically Sebastian 2.0

He is the loyal servant to Lord Diavolo.
His bedroom could get you lost in time, literally.

I would love to fuck Barbatos

Barbatos by DemonHoe December 23, 2020

Carlos Barat 

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

Carlos Barat by stray April 13, 2005

Joffrey Baratheon 

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.

"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"

Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017

barmat shot 

The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"

A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"

barmat shot by Obipunkenobi December 14, 2013

barbatard 

A surprisingly tasty condiment consisting of roughly equal parts of barbecue sauce and mustard. The early creators of barbatard were out of ketchup and invented this saucy combo on the spot. Was an instant success.

"Oh man, we're out of ketchup. Guess this burger just won't be the same..."
"Don't worry buddy! I've got the perfect solution. Barbatard. Just mix some barbecue sauce and mustard and you're golden."

barbatard by Elket June 13, 2017

barkathon 

When neighborhood dogs who are outdoors in their little adjacent yards all begin to bark in unison in response to something unknown to the human mind.

Yup, it’s another two AM barkathon; they really are all part of one enormous pack, despite those fences!

barkathon by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019