A homosexual animal that comes out at night to feast on young boys. Usually a sad animal that can't get passed its ungodly looks. A.K.A. The Uglitus Faggitus
BEWARE OF BEARKAT: All thatcome within this vicinity will be molested...
The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."
"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.