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Bandicapped

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.
ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''
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Badically

Something is “basically bad”

Used to summarize something bad (sexy, hot)
“We badically made out the entire time
by LyricMartin January 1, 2023
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Splash Bandicoot

(verb) To ejaculate on or inside a woman.
I pulled out just in time to splash bandicoot up her back.
by Angehocho January 17, 2011
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Crash Bandicoot

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008
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Coco Bandicoot

Quite possible the cutest, sexiest and most desirable little furry thing ever to look gorgeous behind a TV screen. Younger sister to the lazy Crash, Coco is a dedicated learner, an expert at both computers and engine tuning, and is also highly skilled at Karate.

Coco favours the "girlie chick" look, with baggy off-the-shoulder dungarees and tight girly-fit tees, and pink trainers.

Despite her innocent appearance and girlie behaviour, behind closed doors Coco is an insatiable sex bandicoot. She enjoys bondage games - particularly being bound, gagged and shackled with a heavy ball and chain, and then tortured with strong ear-clamps on her long furry ears. She also masturbates regularly to lesbian bandicoot porn.
Ax: Hey man, Coco Bandicoot is just so hot. I had that dream again last night, where she came to me and pressed her warm furry body up against mine, and nuzzled me with her cold wet nose.

PP: You're fuckin' wierd, dude.
by Ax January 18, 2005
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Crash Bandicoot

An unstoppable orange marsupial that starred in a few games back for the PS1. Recently the victim of OneyPlays and his 3d animation of Crash back when he was 13. This created a meme known as W O A H.
"What were those aggravating yet pleasing games on the ps1 with the orange dude?"
"Crash Bandicoot N I B B A W O A H
by Anime FuccBoi August 3, 2017
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bandicastitures

It was cold so i put on my bandicastitures.
by the Egans January 2, 2021
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