ASSpocalypse

Highly drunken and debauched gathering, usually marked by dancing, spontaneous fornication and a high proportion of gay participants.

Wow, sixteen bottles of vodka, four goats, a mirrorball and Carson Kressley - this is turning into a real ASSpocalypse!

by SurviveThis March 17, 2009

Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

asspod

A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.

"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"

by DoctaT2B February 25, 2008

asspoop

noun; Term used to describe someone who plays with the fecal matter of his or her peers.

I caught John playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop.

by R.J. Fritch January 9, 2008

asspole

1. term used to define an asshole pole
2. term used when someone has a huge Polish sausage

1. hey you asspole go back to Poland
2. man you have a freacking huge ass asspole

by LamoTrig March 6, 2008

Assposing

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.

Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool

by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

asstowel

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.

Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.

by Legallywasted August 14, 2014