Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.

Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.

by almoore September 24, 2009

alignment

One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.

In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.

Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls?

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Alignment

How well she aligns with your values has no relationship to how good of a candidate she actually is. Trump is currently ahead. The zealots have been emboldened by the assassination attempt. And their strategy is just to run a parallel campaign where they point backwards at you and bloviated about how fucking stupid you are.

Hym "Her alignment with your values has no relationship to whether or not she's capable of winning. And nobody give a shit about how virtuous your goals are. You are only the good guy to you."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus

I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.

by Ergendwen August 14, 2017

Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023

Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.

Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.

by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025