almoore's definitions

Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.

Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.

by almoore September 24, 2009

Musical Giblets

Audible escape of gas from a person's backside.

Dude, did a semi just honk or do you have a case of musical giblets?

by almoore February 9, 2010

Mind Bleach

Strong alcoholic drink capable of producing black outs or drowning bad memories.

I'm gonna need a good dose of mind bleach after that date with Rebbecca.

by almoore March 4, 2009