Alignment 

The word you use when you are in a business meeting and can't think of anything worthwhile to say.

The team really need to align our activities in order to maintain our alignment to the business's core strategies

Alignment by Huwsiph December 19, 2018

alignment 

One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.

In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.

Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls?

alignment by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Alignment 

How well she aligns with your values has no relationship to how good of a candidate she actually is. Trump is currently ahead. The zealots have been emboldened by the assassination attempt. And their strategy is just to run a parallel campaign where they point backwards at you and bloviated about how fucking stupid you are.

Hym "Her alignment with your values has no relationship to whether or not she's capable of winning. And nobody give a shit about how virtuous your goals are. You are only the good guy to you."

Alignment by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Alignment is yummy

When your life, spirit, emotions, and energy finally feel peaceful, flowing, grounded, and emotionally satisfying after a long period of chaos or misalignment.

I slept good, protected my peace, laughed with my family, watched rockets launch, and now my spirit feels aligned af. Alignment is yummy.” 😂🌊☕🏰

Alignment is yummy by CONCRETEFOREHEADQUEEN May 22, 2026

coital alignment technique

The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesn’t guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and it’s no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most women’s ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse

Avoid deep, thrusting, and instead try the Coital Alignment Technique," says Taylor.

coital alignment technique by Morgana Camelot June 27, 2021

Front-End Alignment 

When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.

"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"

Front-End Alignment by Strabismus April 13, 2010

Sandusky Alignment

The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.

Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?

Sandusky Alignment by Coke Can November 19, 2011