Ageism

The Discrimination of people solely based on their age, mostly targeted towards teenagers or the elderly.

40 Year Old Person: "Hey teenager, is that a VAPE in your hand?"
Teenager: "No sir, that is a pen that I bought from the store to do my homework"
40 Year Old Person: "I saw on Good Morning America that all teenagers are doing are vaping, Im calling the cops"
Teenager: "That is ageism sir."

Boss: "Bernie, You are fired"
Bernie: "Why? I am the best and most efficient employee here!"
Boss: "Well, you are 65 and could retire soon, and we don't feel like giving you the retirement plan we promised"
Bernie: "That is ageism I will cancel you on twitter!"

by the hecks and fricks police October 14, 2021

Ageism

When certain numbers are literal adjectives

Contrary to dpopular it has nothing to do w/old ppl

Ageism eg. 5 9 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

by Hello-553669 April 29, 2025

Ageism

something especially seen in older childhood/teenage/youth stages* (when ur mostly supposed to interact/be with people exactly/close to your age be it as friends/lovers unless if ofc the personalities don't gel or they're abusive (god alone knows what these terms really mean) literally anyone else older or younger is either ur parent/much-older-sibling-cousin/mentor/guide/teacher or your son/daughter/pupil/much younger sibling or cousin (regardless of whether you actually are/have one or not)** older 50/60 single men tend to 'have their way' with youth/above 18 women due to the fiction/filmi star effect (although even this is increasingly rare and unpopular/scrutinized irl) (here nevertheless primary gender dynamics still play a big role)

**Applies for most age groups in general

* children/babies are considered sexless for obv reasons
Ageism

by Hello-553669 April 29, 2025