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Assyrian

Indigenous people to Mesopotamia that are still alive. Religion of Assyrians is Christianity
Person 1: What is your ethnicity?
Person 2: I am an Assyrian. We Assyrians are not Iraqi.
by LzBoyy November 25, 2023
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Assyrian Khigga

where you sometimes find your self holding hands with random strangers and dance around endlessly in circles while getting encouraged by the singer(s) to shake it and live long and to have only 1 leader of the line!
convention, weddings, parties, engagements, assyrian khigga
by dawolchi January 23, 2011
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assyrian car wash

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.
by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015
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Assyrian Girl

A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.
Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.
by nahrina October 5, 2009
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Assyrian Genocide

A war crime that wiped out nearly all Assyrians on the planet. It was carried out by the Ottoman Empire on the Assyrians, a Christian minority group who lived in modern day Iraq. The Ottomans blamed Christian minorities for conspiracy with the allied powers, and proceeded to attempt to wipe out the entire Greek, Armenian, and Assyrian population, and nearly succeeded. While Greeks and Armenians are still plentiful today because many of them lived in neighboring countries, thus safe from the genocide, Assyrians were located entirely in the Ottoman Empire, and thus, up to 80% of them died. Assyrians had their villages burned, Churches destroyed, and belongings stolen by Ottoman soldiers. Then, they were led on a march to nowhere, where most of them died. If you somehow survived that, it would be forced labor for men and possible rape for women.
Despite all of this, Turkey still refuses to admit that the Assyrian genocide and the others were crimes against humanity, insisting they were necessary to save the empire from espionage.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 31, 2020
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assyrian redpill

Used to counter argument pro islamic arguments, the assyrians have lived in the middle east since 3500bc, assyrians are now christians.
Assyrian redpill
Idiot:"hey did u know islam is a religion of peace?"
Man with a working brain:"have u heard what they did to the assyrians?

>assyrians were taught in schools that they were arabs to further disengenuise their ancestry

>arabs begin to inhabit and radicalize once high in number

>poof, assyrians forced to either live shitty lives with chances of death or flee to western countries

>move to western countries, finally able to embrace their religious and cultural identity

>wait ... why is the prime minister Muslim? ... wait they don't really believe in islamophobia do they? ..."
by The redpiller March 18, 2017
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Assyria

is the region that corresponds to modern northern Iraq, native to the semitic speaking Assyrian people
Ninveh is the heartland of Assyria
by Assur April 22, 2009
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