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AscendedSION

a person who is highly skilled in playing games.
"aww dude, that guy is a total ascendedsion."
by TAX_EVADERMLGSUNCREAM July 23, 2021
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ascendin' funky

to be evolving and developing your personality and having all kinds of fun while goin’ to your higher self
We be ascendin' funky all day
by ultraxen3000 August 2, 2023
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ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.
Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.
by Jafje February 12, 2007
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Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.
Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"
by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021
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ascentific

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.
It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.
by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007
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ascen

awesome person! handsome, smart, caring, handsome, very observant!! ...did i say handsome? oh yeah, and handsome as well.
ascen.

its me
im ascen
:)
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Ascentific

Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.
It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!
by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007
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