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SWAT Jesus

Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.
Help me! Help me SWAT Jesus! I’m out of ammo!
by swat957 October 25, 2017
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swat kats

the best cartoon show with cats. It has a dark tone great animation and great story. it has it all even catitude.
the swat kats stopped Dr. Viper from getting catalyst 99.
by swatkats October 18, 2008
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Swath of data

A term used by delirious office types referring to a relatively large set of data or information.
During lunch I was counting the number of times I breathed, now I have a large swath of data to work with
by Bank of America2 April 8, 2011
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swat town

Slang for the town Swarthmore, a Philadelphia suburb.
them niggas in swat town don't fuck around boy
by D mase July 2, 2007
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shiatsu

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours
Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!
by AYI November 12, 2003
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Swat Locker

Female version of "Spank Bank". A collection of images (mental or physical) stored for later use. Usually with a shower head set on pulsate.
"Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Robert Downy Jr. to star in Brokeback Mountain 2? I'm putting that in my swat locker."
by WhiteShirt September 4, 2013
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Swati

Such a friendly girl. When you meet her, if she is in mood it takes seconds to open up like a school kid in front of her. She loves to talk. You can call her ‘Swa’ in short to make her smile. She has heart of a little girl and intellect like sharpest of all. Sometimes she’s sweet but sometimes she’s badass like a alpha girl. Never mess with her for a wrong reason because if she got angry it takes long to persuade her. But many times a plate of ‘Samosa’ can calm her temper or sometimes a ‘chocolate cake’ may be.
Girl: I’m hungry, I don’t want to walk and I want to sleep.
Guy: you’re such a Swati
by Kalah kaar November 23, 2021
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