teacher 

Someone who beleives themself to be smarter than you and usually is trying to educate younger or less intellectual people.

I hate the way most teachers arent actually as smart as their students.

teacher by Eragonvsharry January 30, 2010

Teacher 

A man or woman who stands up in front of the classroom on the first day of school and tells you they teach "differently" than all the teachers you have had in the past. They then proceed to give you work to do from your textbook.

Teacher: I teach differently than most teachers you have had, we do a lot of fun activities in here. Now open up your books to page 267 and answer questions 1-5.

Teacher by soxxfan9824 December 17, 2008

Teacher 

Someone who barely gets paid and takes her/his anger on people (students).

1. My teacher gave me tons of useless homework for the weekend. What a bitch!

2. How did i end up being a teacher??!!! Even a cop and a janitor make more money than me! I'm gonna take my anger on those little motherfuckers! Tons of homework for the weekend!!! Hahahahaha (evil laugh) hahaha...

lol

Teacher by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011

teacher 

a little fuckface who dosent give a fuck about you and only wants to give you math homework

fuckin hate my teacher

teacher by niggerbbc April 21, 2021

teacher 

A person who helps you solve problems you would never have without them.

OH NO IT'S... A TEACHER!!

teacher by Coruppt December 9, 2022

TEACHER!!!! 

While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion

So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)

TEACHER!!!! by ahoboinred December 26, 2007

Teacher 

Teachers are those people who ask you to find solutions for problems you haven't known before.

The teacher asks: Why is a parallelogram not the same as a trapezoid?
-> Is that really important???????
-> Do we really need to know that in our future??

Teacher by KleeneNot4U December 10, 2006