dick wad

jerk, bastard

don't be such a dick wad

by JO January 25, 2003

tender dick

A man who lets women walk all over himself . Low self esteem.Has no morals and lets women control his thoughts and actions

If he was'nt such a tender dick he wouldn't be stuck with that girl . Man that guys a tender dick you can tell his girl run;s his life

by lvdirtjunky December 8, 2007

dick head

Descriptive word used for someone (more often male) who is considered to be dishonest, mean, highly ignorant, and/or selfish. Term is often used to reference ex-boyfriends and/or husbands.

After he stole 10 dollars out of my purse and lied about having to work, Im beginning to learn why everybody says Bill is a dick head.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

pig dick

A Police Detective that thinks he knows it all but doesn't really know shit.

That pig dick has been bustin' my balls following me around and bangin' on my front door.

by $crooge May 18, 2006

porch dick

Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.

I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.

by Heydude2015 March 8, 2015

Favre Dick

Synonym for 'little dick'; Having a Penis 3 inches or shorter fully erect.

Damn man, I saw Kevin's dick last night and he has a case of the Favre Dick.

by toadlip October 14, 2010