beer glasses

When someone sees something they way they'd like to be while drunk.

Mara sleep with Jordan because she had her beer glasses on after the party.

by Sight seeker July 4, 2014

D-bager

Someone who lives in gay Darien where every single blonde bimbo girl has STDS. All the guys think that they are the "fucking man!" and all the girls will blow you for coke...pretty sweet town

New Canaan kicks Darien's ass in everything..even cheering which is pretty pathetic

DARIEN GIRLS HAVE STDS HOO RAHH HOO RAHH

by Darien can suck my left nut July 20, 2008

Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

beer bandit

A girl who punches someone in the face and shouts "BEER BANDIT" while simultaniously stealing thier beer.

"WTF!! Dude that girl just punched me in the face and shouted Beer Bandit!"

by A.Mar March 7, 2007

Beer Burp

Another word for vomiting; the term is usually stated by a pussy who pukes and then denies in front of their friends, usually during the consumption of alcohol.

Hey Roman, after 20 minutes of power hour you said that you needed to piss, but after smelling the odor creeping out of the bathroom, it smelled just like puke!

Roman: Dogg i had a beer burp, with some extra stuff. :-(

by J.Farn, C. Papp, R. Sab November 25, 2009

beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008