Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

connor is a penis

when your friend is gay

you: ur gay, so connor is a penis

by ur mom is May 24, 2018

Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018

Baloney Penis

A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.

Austin has a baloney penis bro!

by Upperlipless July 15, 2019

Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.

It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.

by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019

Breath of the Penis

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.

"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"

by analboy99 November 18, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.

Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."

by Torling November 19, 2019