Maury Moment

1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.

2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.

"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"

Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."

Maury Moment by scooter cake May 3, 2011

Ruby Moment 

When you do something (either stupid or clumsy) and you injure yourself and/or others, and then people laugh when you retell the story. Happens to everyone sometimes, but for some people, every day.

Friend #1: OMG! Did you hear? Ruby and Teresa were hugging, and then they both got hurt.
Me: Well, which one of them had a Ruby moment? I'm guessing Ruby.
Friend #1: I bet. Ruby is always getting hurt.

Ruby Moment by PrettyLittleLiars-OBESSED!!!!! December 7, 2011

Poudyal moment

a really moment where someone says or does something extremely dumb.

Example 1
Diwesh:Why has that plane been circling the soccer field for the past hour?
Alex: There's an airport around here dumb ass.

Diwesh: Whats an airport?
Jill: you must be having a Poudyal moment

Example 2
Eric: George W Bush really had a lot of Poudyal moments

Poudyal moment by smelly brown guy November 10, 2011

Arab moment 

The last possible moment in which a person of Arab descent is forced to make a decision and commit to it.

Example 1:

Four Arabs sitting in a house are contemplating going out for dinner.
Arab 1: Where should we go?
Arab 2: I feel like eating Chinese.
Arab 3: No, I just had Chinese yesterday. I don't want it again.
Arab 4: How about Italian?
Arab 3: I'm not paying $20 for pasta that I could've made at home myself.
Arab 1: Well where do you want to go?
Arab 3: I don't know. I'm good with whatever.
Arab 1: Jaw drops in awe.
Arab 2: Let's just get in the car and decide then. (a.k.a the arab moment.)

Example 2:

John: Hey Ahmed, do you want to go to a concert next week?
Ahmed: Ummmm...hmmm...which day exactly?
John: Next Thursday at eight o'clock.
Ahmed: I don't know...maybe. (Thought process: What if I buy a ticket, but don't feel like going that day. How will I know how I'm going to feel that day? What if something better comes up? )
John: Well I'm going to buy tickets today.
Ahmed: Can I buy a ticket at the door?
John: Ya.

Fast forward to next Thursday at 7:30 pm, a.k.a. the arab moment. Ahmed shows up at the concert and buys a ticket at the door.

Arab moment by thebanana August 26, 2012

Curb Moment 

Same as CYE Moment. The cast of the show called it "curb" for short.

I had a curb moment in the doctor's office when I realized the nurse was the person who stole my parking spot earlier. I wanted to say something but I just eluded to the fact that someone took my spot and she didn't say anything or appologize.

Curb Moment by Wyatt-Boy July 11, 2012

Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.

Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"

Ambidextrous Moment by skmad12 June 9, 2013

SAL Moment 

"Sudden Attack of Lesbianism"

You are straight, but the girl looks so (beautiful/cute/desirable) at that instant that you find yourself sexually attracted to them for that moment in time.

:::a girl walks past wearing a killer dress:::
"OMG! I just had a complete SAL moment!"

SAL Moment by SootSoot October 20, 2013