bag of hurt

A phrase famously used by Apple's Steve Jobs to describe the difficulties of adding blu-ray support to Macintosh computers, due to the need to build DRM into the Operating System in order to appease the MPAA. He was, possibly, referring to the crippleware reputation of Microsoft's Vista.

“Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It’s great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex."

by Eodric March 18, 2009

Plastic Bag

Elderly woman who has had too much cosmetic surgery.

Why does grandma need breast implants? She's already a plastic bag!

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014

Twat bag

A twat bag - a name for someone who is an idiot but it's true meaning is a vagina with a ballsack hanging off of it . This is not actually real but... Imaginable

One direction are nothing but a bunch of twat bags!

by kRaZ3_L0Y4LTY_01✌️👊 June 19, 2015

Bag of Sand

When you are having sex with a girl but she does absolutely nothing during the session.

Yeah dude, I fucked Briony, she was a bag of sand though.

by Rjsj93 November 15, 2016

horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

by Matestreymy May 16, 2019

cut the bag

When there are a few remaining drops of wine in the box of wine, you need to cut the bag to maximize your harvest.

“This box of wine is empty!”
“No Tracy, you need to cut the bag!”

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

dousch bag

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

by YoMUm March 13, 2008