Ass-ron 

Fourth of six levels of Ass.
A way of one-upping someone using the term "Ass-mat"

"You Ass-mat."
"Ass-ron!"

Ass-ron by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

ass death

something that sounds/smells horribly rancid.

Meg's laugh during "Singin' in the Rain" sounded like ass death!

ass death by ubermartha November 21, 2004

ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.

"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"

ass-facing by P_G February 4, 2005

Ass crickets

Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.

The noise from a chain reactor fart.

Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.

Ass crickets by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Ass Spackle 

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.

Ass Spackle by David Love May 18, 2008

Ass-terpiece

A magnificient ass.
ONLY ON WOMEN

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)
**Note**

This is NOT "Booty" or whatever the fuck word people use when they mean big Fat ass.

Check out that woman, she has an ass-terpiece

Ass-terpiece by Chaotic J February 20, 2009

ass mouth vag 

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

ass mouth vag by RealDollParts February 13, 2017