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A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.

Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
(on phone) Sontia: Wanna come over for some sexuals?

Tony: Yes please!

Sontia:9:30.

Tony:Sweet!
sexuals by t_doffing July 18, 2009
Secual is a word created in which a idiotic friend will use instead of sexual because they are in a rush to reply to a huge mistake they made
Friend 1: how did you get hash brown and hamster mixed up?
Idiotic friend: "hamsters can have secual attractions too"

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

A very aggressive, sexual person who you would like to take to bed. Usually very good looking, but not always, sometimes just someone who exudes sexuality despite being somewhat of a minger.
that guy who's always on the corner, smoking his cigarettes and with his tight clothes, he is a burning beacon of raw sexuality.
Wanting to have sex in a sexual way
Man: can I sexually touch you?
Girl: of course
sexually by Misty26 February 13, 2014

Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.
"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."

mantastically sexalicious 

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting
Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.