Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

beat it, buck

to move on, to step off to or be encouraged to willingly leave the scenario.

your words are over, you best beat it, buck!

not cool, beat it buck!

by MissMissile April 30, 2011

Beat Furries for a year

beat furries for a year and they can NOT fight back in 2025, 2027, 2029

its time to beat furries for a year

by November 19, 2024

beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem March 14, 2017

Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 07, 2021

Beat saber

Dick in my balls

Hey did you know “beat saber” is my favorite song?

by Infusing June 17, 2023