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Damn yal really underwhooping me right now.
Whooping by Laced in gold September 9, 2023

Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.
Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up
Whooping cough by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019

Whooping your goober 

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.
Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

Whooping Cough

A very bad cough and you cant stop coughing
Jake had the whooping cough (cough cough cough cough cough)
Whooping Cough by White girl 10q January 16, 2017

Whooping Camel

While banging a favorite trash barrel whore, the guy props himself up on his pecker while still inside her then flaps his arms while making a whooping sound.
Guy 1 : "I pulled a whooping camel last night on Lisa"
Guy 2 : "Truly a classy move - kudos"
Whooping Camel by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009

Whooping pill 

That night time bed time piece of ass she puts on you that literally make you knock out in ecstasy.
Hey dude why didnt you roll out with us last night..?
Aww man my gal put that whooping pill on me last night.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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