James and Alyssa 

the next Romeo and Juliet
Bonnie and Clyde
Lovers who just wish their moments would last longer
may have their differences that literally attack their whole relationship but will eventually be hit by Gods asteroids as blessings from Heaven to function their romance

James and Alyssa will soon become a forever couple. Also no other woman will get to date James as he will soon be closed off to other woman. They also have this romantic part in each other that is how they found each other

James and Alyssa by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

James Mika 

Me

It's a me, James Mika

James Mika by James Mika January 14, 2021

james benson 

A special type of species, he will steal your girl no matter what and always one up you. James benson's are the smartest breed of humans

That james benson just stole my girl!?

james benson by nibbaonthetrigger February 22, 2021

James Pitts

James Pitts, a pure sweetheart, gentlemen and a deep thinker. He’s good at complimenting and making you feel special. Is a good clicker with a decent size dick. He’s an adventurous man with lots of energy, he’ll also protect no matter what. He’s also a pure savage with all the right intentions, and smells of wood and pepper. Also with tendency of doing weed. Also very strong, with rock hard abs.

“Damn I need a James Pitts to keep me happy”.

James Pitts by The Desire August 9, 2021

James rogers 

The art of sucking off a donkey then making its ejaculation into mushroom soup.

Dave: “ Oh I just gave it a good James Rogers”
Bartholemyu: “nice, can I have the soup?”

James rogers by Okokoo November 25, 2021

James Tonge 

A tall lanky German bloke who likes beasteality

Hay is that james Tonge fucking that horse

James Tonge by Jimbober2535 December 19, 2021

James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

James Bond by rswamy February 8, 2022