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Brand New Jesus Christ 

A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.
Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"
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Purple Jesus 

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.
Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?
Purple Jesus by PurpleJesus September 22, 2007

Urban Jesus 

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.
Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!
Urban Jesus by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009

Swedish Jesus 

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.
"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."
Swedish Jesus by Ms.MT December 26, 2011

yall need jesus

when someone is so stupid they need jesus to help guide their ways
I had to tell this guy rahim yall need jesus because he was so stupid
yall need jesus by aolifie June 5, 2014

bong hits 4 jesus 

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
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P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code
bong hits 4 jesus by Thataso March 23, 2007

maria jesus 

maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people
maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me
maria jesus by cryst_carmi October 17, 2018