Flap House Fandango

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.

During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Piano Teacher's House

A phrase used when something is so ridiculous it reminds you of your childhood piano teacher

Ever since the fire Bob has been acting crazy...this is such a "Piano Teacher's House" Moment

by fartpoopdutycaca March 28, 2023

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Going to Allie's House

When you go to your neighbor's house because nobody else will hang out with you.

Jordan's busy, I think I'll be Going to Allie's house.

by Yoyoyomaan August 1, 2009

Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...

"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Row of bombed houses

Someone with bad teeth.

May be due to lack of breast milk when a baby or just hygene.

May also lead to very bad breath.

Dude, did you see that guy last night? He had some bad teeth!

Yeah, they looked like a Row of bombed houses.

by Coopster88 December 13, 2009

house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

by pentozali May 22, 2010