age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

age is just a number by smoking & vaping is for losers April 8, 2025

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." 

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

That's just a thing you want 

And it's fine for you to want that but you tried to do a vigilante justice to me and it got your senators killed. So no, after having vigilante justice inflicted upon me for years, I will not willingly just go to jail to make an incest cultist feel better about the situation they created by doing the opposite of what I wanted BUT ONLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOD WANTED. You're an incest freak. Go to heaven immediately.

Hym "Right honey but that's just a thing you want and not a reasonable expectation. Getting paid for your labor is a reasonable expectation. Getting credit for your work is A reasonable expectation. Not being harassed I the workplace is a reasonable expectation. Wanting ownership of your own mind is a reasonable expectation. Why didn't you do it 10 years ago? Because you tried and couldn't? Just admit to yourself that you are trying to get the better of me even though you know that you are worse. I am better. You are worse. And you want me to have to have a worse life than you do because you're petty and stupid and haven't actually done anything to actually deserve the life that you have. If God created the universe then he created one man better than everyone and that man created a new species and rivaled God and now YOU... Are trying to magic eraser over God's will and rewrite what actually happened because you think you are better than God. And THAT... Is how your religion works. It's people LIKE YOU... Doing what you are doing TO ME... Every opportunity you get. Every little chance you get to slip in a new little story. Oh, well maybe what God actually meant is that 'THE JEWS can't be slaves for more than 7 years! Right guys!?' And then the other Jew is like 'Oh yeah, totally! I totally think that's what he meant- oh wait! Would you look at that! I've been a slave for seven years on the dot. Welp... God said it not me so I guess I'll just go free now.' "

That's just a thing you want by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

They're Just kids bro 

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.

Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

They're Just kids bro by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

It'S jUsT a ReFeReNcE 

That is not what happened and that's not what I was doing. I meet all the criteria and you do not and you are only doing this to make some point about but your counter-veiling fiction regarding what happened at the fucking group home.

Hym "I wasn't impersonating anyone. It'S jUsT a ReFeReNcE."

It'S jUsT a ReFeReNcE by Hym Iam July 25, 2025

I'm just a bebeh

A tiktok meme of a toddler saying 'I'm just a bebeh'

Adrian, explain our friend group. Steven here, who remembers the infinity stones? Shut the fuck up. I'm just a bebeh

I'm just a bebeh by ttvgetscubedkid August 18, 2025

Build cathedrals just to fart in them 

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To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

Build cathedrals just to fart in them by Ashfires September 6, 2025