Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

by anita break November 30, 2011

cubicle ass

The result of gaining weight, especially in the hips and butt, due to starting a new job where you sit at a desk all day.

Judy used to be hot before she started working again. In the last few months she has developed a bad case of cubicle ass.

by bigtatties August 18, 2011

dickli-ass

A playful way of calling someone a "dick ass."
-(also see "dick ass")

Quit slapping my buns you dickli-ass!

by Gitface June 21, 2011

ass-rider

One who uses hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.

-"Even though she got a lot of friends, I wouldn't even try to talk to her if I were you."

-"Why wouldn't you talk to her?"
-"Because she's an ass-rider!"
-"Oh! So that's why a lot of people don't like her!"

by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011

ass huffer

Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.

Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.

by DJ*PG October 16, 2011

Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.

Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.

by riomanty November 12, 2011