Ass Grazer 

Act of eating the asshole in a slow and meticulous manner. These people usually go back for seconds and thirds. Very similar to ass muncher. An ass grazer can refer to both male and female participants. This definition like many of its users swings both ways.

Elton John is such an ass grazer

Ass Grazer by Robert Kriehn February 15, 2008

ass peddler 

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

ass peddler by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

ass gravel

yet another term for feces, poop, shit, etc.

i gotta deposit a load of ass gravel...

ass gravel by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

Ass Wizard

1.Anyone who posseses the skill of taking it in the ass.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.

Sam: Man, you're so retarded!

Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.

Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.

Ass Wizard by AJZ - colubus day 2008 February 20, 2009

Ass Choad 

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

Ass Choad by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

ass splatter 

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

ass splatter by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

ass tickets 

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

ass tickets by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009