Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.

I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

Sub-Human

An individual so delusional they stop becoming human. This is an umbrella term for people who make decisions that are cruel or cause more harm to others out of their own selfishness. Often loaded with their own financial, or racial or cultural bias. Turning blind eyes to an obvious reality.

The verdict was made by a sub-human judge out of their own greed to put more money in their pocket.

by Aknownmouse September 8, 2025

hentai human

Calling someone a sexual object/symbol without appreciating their humanity

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii

by eclipze0o0 September 29, 2025

The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

Sigma human

A human who is a sigma alpha and is apart of the GC ¨A sigma Alpha Chat¨ And have A LOT of HUZZ😕

This guy is a sigma human

by User of school chrome book December 18, 2025

One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

by twindle April 11, 2015

The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.

Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!

by Hedbut December 12, 2017