Crunt

This is a word used to describe someone that is closeted racist who always plays the victim.

That Susie is a real crunt.

by dontknowwhattowrite April 6, 2019

Crunaler

A person who is edgy and mopey. Generally in the back of the class, head down. Can be seen in many places like in the alleyway, corner of the school playground, and more dark places.

I saw the Crunaler sitting in a junkyard playing on their phone.

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.

Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.

by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

Crunkleposse

A social gathering of fine friends and stylish individuals at the Crunkleton cocktail bar

Y'all still out?

Yeah, we got a small crunkleposse going, c'mon over!

by MedDevil September 7, 2019

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019

Crungus

That stupid looking tumor coming out of the side of a big orange. It usually indicates a healthy and juicy orange.

Sumo Citrus oranges are among the most common examples of oranges with crunguses.

"I hate the way the crungus on my orange looks. But it's a good sign."

by AzureAzel September 17, 2019

Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019