shober

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.

Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.

by b-dog66 April 11, 2010

Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

Golden Showers

Pissing on someone (can be in their face, mouth, on their body, on their p**sy, etc.), usually a form of sexual domination/humiliation, or the fulfillment of one's own sexual desires for perverse gratification.

Lisa was soaked in golden showers from the other members of the orgy. She felt like she had drank gallons of the tangy liquid.

by FreakLesboCutie March 9, 2009

showter

Someone who shits in the shower while intoxicated

"You're a showter sir!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"

by Brittany Hatfield and Andrew Munger July 26, 2008

Shlower

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

The Shover Robot

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

by Mattersy April 24, 2004