Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

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Charles Joseph Crane

An awful human being. ginger. Probably a neo-nazi, Charles Joseph Crane is a racist, but his jokes are hilarious. Freakishly tall.

You don't want to be this guy.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Charles Joseph Crane?
Guy 2: He can go fuck himself.

by Skortan8 May 25, 2020

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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

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