The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.

Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by jakelow November 14, 2009

Orange Jesus 

Nickname for Donald Trump. Applicable since the launch of his campaign to run for the American presidency. The name references both his iconic, tanned skin-tone (orange) and the fact that his most adamant supporters blindly refuse to acknowledge or admit to even his most obvious shortcomings. Their stance toward Mr. Trump is almost one of unquestioned worship of a divine being (Jesus).

- Q) Did you hear the Donald Trump audiotape where he described grabbing women by the.. genitals?
- A) Yeah. It won't matter. Orange Jesus can do no wrong in the eyes of his supporters. They'll insist it's just a character attack by his opponents.

Orange Jesus by LeighRay October 4, 2018

Fuck Jesus 

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

Fuck Jesus by Tom December 16, 2004

the jesus game

A game in which your opponent picks a random word and you must use a chain of words to connect it to jesus. Whoever fails to make a chain to jesus loses (and will probably go to hell, just saying)

The Jesus Game

Opponent: Pandas
You: Pandas... bamboo... wood... cross... jesus!!

You: Roses
Opponent: roses... thorns... piercing... nails... jesus!!

the jesus game by Charles M. May 17, 2008

zombie jesus 

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

zombie jesus by Christopher Reynolds May 15, 2005

personal Jesus 

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.

1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...

personal Jesus by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

Ghetto Jesus 

Any man with crack-cocaine.

Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!

Ghetto Jesus by Dongo April 22, 2005